caprice-nisei-enjoyer:

I have a normal amount (0) of patience for Glass Onion

I have a much greater than average amount (-3 billion) of patience for Barbie (2023)

Dec. 18 2022
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mr-phoenix-downer:

Just remember you’re someone’s most bangable mutual. Maybe multiple. Freaks attract freaks like magnets. Where was I going with this.

(via triviallytrue)

Aug. 19 2023
#you've never even met neyenz #we cohabited for 12 months #i am neyenz's most bangable mutual
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Extremely nationalist guy of Czechoslovakian descent who maintains that he became biracial in 1992

Aug. 19 2023
#not uhhhh endorsed at all
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NIST SRM 2781: Domestic Sludge
NIST SRM 2781: Domestic Sludge
NIST
Aug. 19 2023
#sludgecore

Open multiverse challenge

Aug. 19 2023
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hybridzizi:

You can choose the red pill or the blue pill. The red pill gives you your dream job and also super powers. The blue pill tastes bad and has no other effects.

Red pill

Blue pill

(via yumantimatter)

Aug. 19 2023
#a good reminder that lizardman's constant isn't #poll
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floofshy:

“Science produced a truly wondrous drug that gave you 24 hours of genius intellect. Unfortunately, the drug came with a side-effect: a strong permanent desire to never take that drug ever again.”

Is a genius level intellect enough intelligence to figure out how to produce a version of the drug without the side-effect?

Aug. 19 2023
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vriskakinnieaynrand:

caprice-nisei-enjoyer:

vriskakinnieaynrand:

when i say i want a goth gf i mean i want someone who can render the heliand in the language of ulfilas

You’re so fucking picky. My wife can sack Rome and that’s good enough for me!

an important difference between reciting poetry and sacking rome is that she can’t sack rome while i’m sucking her dick

…I have thoughts on this but they aren’t for this blog

Aug. 18 2023
#nsfw text
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vriskakinnieaynrand:

when i say i want a goth gf i mean i want someone who can render the heliand in the language of ulfilas

You’re so fucking picky. My wife can sack Rome and that’s good enough for me!

Aug. 18 2023
#i mean poetry is pretty cute too ngl
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ofthefog:

“Fuck you, I’ve got mine” sounds merciful if you operate in a world where “Fuck you, I’ve got yours” is the norm.

(via ofthefog)

Aug. 18 2023
#ive only got yours if it's your back bud
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yorickish:

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The Bookish Baker 🫣

Aug. 18 2023
#former blog aesthetic
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